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1. Crap Team. No Heart. Whining bastards. Slugs. Inability to win. Inability to score. Bad trades.

2.30 years of shit. The only team able to make Mark Messier look bad. Fucking Horrible.

The Sedin Twins, Daniel and Hendrik, are the future of the Canucks thanks to Brian "the bird watching fruit" Burke. Another great move by selecting two shy and wimpy poop-chute loving queers from Sweden! These guys are so close, not only do they wear the same clothes, eat the same food, and have the same hair stylist, but they lather each other up in the locker room after games!!!!! Supposedly, the only words these guys ever say in the locker room is "OOOppppsssss, I dropped the soap again!!!"

Thank god we have Burke here to snatch up these two hockey gods, I mean who would want Pavel Brendal with his pityful 76 goals in Junior last year???? " Naaaaaaaahhhhhhh, give me a couple of gay Swedes over a pure goal scorer anyday!!!" - Burke

Currently, the two Swedes are back home studying Poetry, Nursing, and Women Studies to help them with their transition to the Big Leagues! Most recently, the "Twins" lived up to their reputation as hockey gods by stinking up the World Juniors by leading the Swedish team to their worst finish in years!

Keep it up Girls!!!