Rumors

Ok...we have all heard the Canuck rumors over the years...Messier and Pavel getting it on, Jeff Brown slamming Kirk McLean's wife...Here is your chance to post all the rumors that have been talked about and laughed at in every hockey dressing room in Vancouver!

The REAL reason Pavel left Vancouver

The real reason Pavel left wasn't that Mark Messier tried to shapoop him, but that Mark earns the nickname Moose!

It has been said that Pavel was into the Veteran's love advances, but once he checked out Mark's unit (see pic above), it was bye-bye Vancouver, hello Anna Kornikova. We hear Anna has a clit the size of Pavel's thumb, but that's another story...

ALMO drinks own urine...claims it gives him super powers!

Much-criticized millionare whiner Alex Mogilny claims that his own urine gives him super powers, both in the sack and on the ice. This is the reason why Almo has been seen drinking his piss on numerous occasions. "My urine has certain elements that give me the ability to last several minutes during sex, and it also allows me to play 35-40 games a year...without it I would be nothing!" Mogilny later added that "All Russians do it...it's cheaper than vodka!"