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1. Crap Team. No Heart. Whining bastards. Slugs. Inability to win. Inability to score. Bad trades.

2.30 years of shit. The only team able to make Mark Messier look bad. Fucking Horrible.

Rusty Trombone

Rusty Trombone is the webmaster and editor-in-chief of this website. Rusty has been a Canucks fan for many, many years. The complete ineptness of the last 4 years has pushed him over the edge.

Seeing his team crumble from a big, punishing team that won the Smythe Division 2 years in a row, to this pile of shit team that puts in a maximum of 30 minutes a night has forced the existence of this site. The city of Vancouver must wake up and realize that their beloved hockey team is shit, always has been and it looks like, always will be.