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1. Crap Team. No Heart. Whining bastards. Slugs. Inability to win. Inability to score. Bad trades.

2.30 years of shit. The only team able to make Mark Messier look bad. Fucking Horrible.

Mr. MacPhisto

Mr. Macphisto comes to our site from years of slagging other professional sports teams, including the Washington Wizards, Tampa Bay Lightning, and that shitty b-ball team that always loses to the Harlem Globtrotters.

Macphisto knows what makes a team work, and his specialty is Hockey. If he says the Canucks wank, then the Canucks wank. He has been recruited by every major newspaper in Canada, but his lack of foosball talent has denied him many jobs.

Macphisto is also known for ruining the weddings of his close friends' (see pic right). Little is known about this phenomenon, but it has been suggested that his primal hate for the female species has something to do with it.