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1. Crap Team. No Heart. Whining bastards. Slugs. Inability to win. Inability to score. Bad trades.

2.30 years of shit. The only team able to make Mark Messier look bad. Fucking Horrible.

Click Here for the typical Canuck fan reaction after watching them lose their 5th game in a row.

Done for Another Crap Season!!!

Three words for you...I told you. No matter how many young, hungry players the Schmucks brought up from the minors, it still didn't matter because they are the Canucks and will always wank.

See ya next year!

Rumors Rumors Rumors!!!

You've heard 'em all...drugs, beatiality, sodomy...now here's your chance to read about all the juicy rumors the Canucks have to offer! The best rumors are only a click away.

The Crow's Nest

We go one on one with the Canucks' head coach and ask him the tough questions...Click here to see the latest questions that Mark has to face.

Mr. Macphisto on the Sedin Twins

The Twins are a HUGE gamble for Brian Burke. If they succeed, he is a genius. If they fail, he is run out of town. Mr. Macphisto sizes up The Twins' chances here.

Messier: He's Old.

In a shocking report, a local news channel is reporting today that Mark Messier is actually 57 years old. This comes on the heels of yet another injury to the geriatric center. His latest injury is being kept secret by Canucks management, but sources indicate that it is a broken hip. Messier, it seems, was getting out of the bath with the aide of his walker when it slipped out from under him. When asked to comment, Canucks GM Brian Burke responded with his usual barrage of vulgarity and threats of personal violence.

Alex Mogilny Sucks Yet Again

Thanks Alex! Thanks for taking millions of dollars for playing like a heartless junior. If my son played as bad as you, I would make him quit hockey and take up an activity more suited to his style...gay porn.


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